Inconsistencies... | Who's this Swarvey guy?

Mar

Inconsistencies…

My guest today is Glenn Beck. I’m having Glenn on my thing here to answer some questions I have about inconsistencies. Glenn, are you prepared to talk about inconsistencies?

Yes. Indeed. I am more than adequately prepared to speak to that which you speak of.

Okay… I am a little confused by two of the things you believe in. I was wondering if you could shed some light on a mind that has the capacity to believe both these things at the same time.

I’m afraid I don’t follow you.

That’s okay, Glenn. Let me explain by asking you a couple of questions. First question, what do you think about people who believe in 9/11 conspiracies?

Come on. Buddy. Come on. What are you, kidding me? Those people who believe that somehow our government initiated the attacks and then somehow, through their “infinite power and influence” managed to keep the rest of the world from finding out about it? Those people? They’re insane. It makes no sense!

Right. I agree with you. It doesn’t seem to make a lot of sense. The science just doesn’t back it up.

Ooh. Uh… Ooh. Science? Yeah. Ew. Not my favorite thing. Not a big fan of the “science”.

Oh. So that’s not why you think 9/11 Truthers are insane?

Wellll… No. I mostly only believe that because it happens to align with my support of, you know, like, conservativeness or whatever.

OH! Ok. I see. This is all starting to make sense now. See, I was having a hard time with you not believing in 9/11 conspiracies, but then also not believing in the theory of evolution.

EVOLUTION!? Hey pal. Is THAT what this is about? Really? No, I don’t believe in evolution. How could I believe in evolution? How? Do you see a monkeyman walking around anywhere? Huh? Do you? How about a dolphinman? Where is the dolphinman, huh? What? Did evolution just STOP?

Well, no, it’s an ongoing process that takes millions of years. The short amount of time that man has been on been planet doesn’t really give us the perspective to be able to fully see…