There is a person walking around on my floor at work, lately, who looks very much like Arthur Dent from the 1980s BBC HGTTG series. I have restrained myself from asking him if anyone has ever mentioned this similarity as I do not believe it is the most complimentary concept. Perhaps I will leave him a cup of tea and a towel, just to see how he reacts. Maybe a bowl of petunias.

Maybe I should look up how to spell petunias. Is that right, even?