September 2011
4 posts
This just in… Mathematical proof that lower IQ = higher likelihood of Tweeting about meaningless crap. http://j.mp/poo1LG
August 2011
18 posts
Welcome back The Future! Look at all the pretty lights on my things! Wee! Time for bed with unnatural white noise and temp!
I never should have returned that crossbow. What was I thinking?
Nick stop saying “make that noise”. I wish you would make the noise someone makes when they fall down the stairs. #agt
http://j.mp/oLTyIr The Least Interesting Tattoo in the World.
I would like to formally apologize to my cuticles. You and I were getting along so well. Now look at us.
RT @markhoppus: Disco Pants and Haircuts. They have everything in this mall.
#agt No one one this show should want professional Broadway singer-y types like these to be on the same stage as them.
http://j.mp/qXVXwZ GATORADE!! Subparcoffee review. It makes sense. I promise. Mostly.
http://j.mp/oHn3KW Tattoo time in Georgia!
#AGT I am so happy Beck made it through to the semi-finals.
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Here is more time marching on news I didn’t need to see. http://j.mp/rlsasi
http://j.mp/pMdq8e Travelogue of my trip to Georgia 6 I don’t think I said “fried Twinkie” enough times in this. fried Twinkie fried Twinkie
Travelogue of my trip to Georgia 4 http://j.mp/oxR28c
Diane Keaton says she is more comfortable in her skin now than she has ever been. I think it’s because she has a lot more room in there now.
Guys smell comes from a parallel universe that has different laws of nature. Nothing smells like this guy. It’s not even BO! It is unknown.
Lesson learned: Do not drive to Georgia and back with 4 people in a Mini Cooper. Place this under the “Well, dur.” category of lessons.