May 2011
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Young lady working at Dunkin’ Donuts I know you probably hear the older donut ladies doing this and assume it is required for your position, but please do not call me “honey” or “hun” or “sweety”.
You managed to cram all three into the 14 seconds of total conversation we had.
Please, do it no more. It makes me feel oogy.
These people… They’re writing things… Almost as if they are trying to communicate with someone. Perhaps, somewhere in the world, there is a person or persons with the corresponding data decoding ring or widget that can decifer what in the holy hell they’re talking about.
We can only hope.
WE CAN ONLY HOPE!
Question from wife...
My wife asked me why I take and post so many pictures of myself. It’s kind of a silly question, really, when you think about it. How else am I supposed to prove to myself that I still exist and that the alien implanted antennae have not grown back?
Seems pretty obvious, doesn’t it?
Anonymous asked: More cat stuff
Anonymous asked: Are you single
Anonymous asked: Will you give out your phone number
Perfectly bad timing at the Chipotle.