April 2011
66 posts
Here I am slowly falling apart.
Yeah, this is just about as bad as something like... →
Could be a movie...
But not a cool movie. It would be a Lifetime movie.
If my wife wanted to, she could kill me. She might already be in process, but I haven’t caught on yet. I’m going to have to keep my eye on her.
I’ve got this tooth issue going on. One of my molar type teeth look like this:
Just with less leaves.
This happened about a week ago. The pain was not immediate nor...
What does it sound like when you are trying to do...
Listen
My tongue is so stupid.
Tin Cup
How many times does the Golf Channel show this movie, anyway?
Watchofficialbeastieboys:
I knew you were going to find out about this, but I wanted you to hear it from me first.
The Looooooong one.
Watchofficialbeastieboys:
Make Some Noise
I just wish they had BTTF’ed the Delorean.
Dear cracked molar tooth deal...
Come on, man. Seriously. Back off a little, will ya? You are distracting me and keeping me awake and just being generally unpleasant.
I will say I appreciate how you have not increased the pain level to the point where a migraine has been kicked off. That’s actually been pretty cool of you. So, thanks for that.
But still. Overall. You really suck.
Dear sir...
You’re always sauntering around town in your tight grey sweats.
Seems like underwear is something you frequently forget.
They’re vacuum sealed and revealing in a way that makes me sick.
You don’t have the equipment to be showing off your desire to be healthy.
Sometimes a small bug makes you assume that there is a larger bug, even when there isn’t and that a thing is more broken then it actually is. So you cheat your way through a Portal 2 level that you didn’t need to cheat your way through and are left with an unfulfilled feeling that would be upsetting if you didn’t have other things to concern yourself with.
Sometimes having...
Having the ability to customize my beverage choices is something I really like. I hope it continues to expand. Feels like we’re getting closer to Star Trek food replicators.
I want to someday be able to walk up to a hole in the wall and say, “Earl Grey tea, hot. Oh, and put some cherry syrup in it.”
Speaking of which… How many shots of cherry syrup does it take to offset...
With a, you're just asking for b...
A: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20054018-1.html?tag=TOCcarouselMain.0
B: http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6015629
WatchAll are welcome!! All welcome!!
Will 1400 combined watts be enough watts to overwhelm the basement darkness?
What has become of Swarvey...?
I used to have dreams in which I could fly, or I was Han Solo, or where mutant monsters escaped from their sealed containment units and were tearing the flesh off of myself and my fellow scientists.
The fantasy dreams were fantastic.
The nightmares were terrifying.
Last night I had a different kind of dream. I dreamed I was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. The policeman took me to his...
I am not smart enough...
Is this a positive or negative review of Your Highness? From Time magazine:
That’s why I feel a kind of head-swiveling awe in Your Highness’s concentration of aimless inanity, in the purity of its devotion to its own louche principles. Like members of some post-Dadaist collective, the filmmakers have dedicated themselves to memorializing every first, wrong impulse that popped into...
Opal. You’re soo stupid. Why would you listen to Saphira at all? She ALWAYS lies. Silly Opal.
Have to remind myself… Nothing is ever as good or as bad as I expect it to be.
In your opinion, how many people need to know you for you to be considered famous? This is for a math problem. Jenn and Hayley say a million. What do YOU say?
There is too much room on the internet... →
You're just pissing me off now, Martha...
Earlier, while listening to The Big 80s on 8 via Sirius radio, I heard Martha Quinn ask the following “trivia” question. I’m not going to quote it as I don’t have it memorized word for word, but here is more or less what she said:
Okay. Going to try to stump you with this one…
What gum commercial featured a Gum Fighter who would defeat his enemies by blowing a...
bear with me while i figure this out