June 2009
38 posts
Issues and steroids= good mix!
There are multiple things I’d like to say, but I’m deciding to not. Sometimes, being a halfway decent guy is a draaaaag.
Just saw a 4 person candlelight vigil for MJ. Which is worse, no candlelight vigil or a 4 person one? Maybe everyone else was running late.
RT @donttrythis: AT&T is attempting to charge me 11k for a few hours of web surfing in Canada. This is amazingly crappish. Boo.
I wonder if weathermen actually know what’s going to happen or are only guessing. Then I thought, “What’s with this airplane food?”
But… The weatherman SAID… The the sun… It was gonna… Whahoppen?
Brett Favre has just announced that he is retiring from appearing in Lee jeans commercials. This just in. Brett…
http://tinyurl.com/n95a5z
Hi I’m testing the new twitterfone. I haven’t had anything really to talk about all day so I have no reason to …
http://tinyurl.com/mv7g4m
Know anyone bad at the “that’s what she said” game? I do. “Nice table” “That’s what she said” No. She never did. Why would she say that!?
PennywiseDClown: http://twitpic.com/87bav I hope this is a real picture of the damage because it makes me happy to see him so well punched.
RT @blogtalkradio: Rt Please! BlogTalkRadio releases Twitter and Facebook integration - learn more here: http://budurl.com/btrtwitter623
I love hearing/seeing Quick! Buy a lot of gold and Quick! Sell all your gold commercials almost back to back. What is the right gold stand!?
Ahh… One of life’s simple fineries. VANS with a skull-ish design. http://twitpic.com/7wdq1
Hey, cool. I’ve had every iPhone released and purchased on or near release day. I am eligible for early upgrade! http://twitpic.com/7v01s
http://twitpic.com/7ursk - Hey cool! I’ve had every iPhone and purchased on or near release date. As a result of my loyalty, I am eliga …
Going to the doctor, then off for more ink. What!? ANOTHER tattoo? Don’t you have enough? No. Shut up. Pics later.
“Year One lacks seismic guffaws but elicits many mild smiles.” It’s a bad sign that this is an excerpt from a “positive” review on RT.
http://www.massliteracy.org/ Does anyone read their logo as something else, or is it only me?
http://is.gd/15i0r Come on. I mean…Surely there are other things in the world to be upset about. How does this organization have time!?
Updated to 3.0 on the damned iPhone mostly for the landscape keyboard because of all the twittering. But, no landscape in twit client. Boo.
Honest, I wasn’t thinking about the 3GS. At ATT store for something else. The guy said there might be an early upgrade deal coming. Jerk.
Five bucks later and I have a Twitter client with landscape keyboard. Could I have gotten it without update to 3.0? I don wanna know.
I wonder why I used a “?” in that last tweet when I was clearly stating a statement. I was trying to be all thought-y, too. Dagnabit!
I wonder if there’s a splinter group within PETA that thinks they are painting themselves into a corner? Constant outrage is very quiet.
Forgot my regular glasses so only had script sunglasses at the gym. 3x took them off and squinted at things, so I didn’t look like ze dick.
A man brushing his teeth in the bathroom, just critiqued my hand-washing technique. Apparently, I don’t pay enough attention to my knuckles.
http://is.gd/13Bxw Comments on this:”How can you sleep while getting a tattoo?” How do you get a tat from someone SPEAKING ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
http://twitpic.com/7jl4v How does one pronounce the title on this picture?
http://bit.ly/2JwUl7 It’s gonna be hard to get a tan with such a tattoo.
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Oh boy. My daughter is following me in the twitter-verse. Good thing I always keep it clean.
Can someone explain the Lexus convertable commercials, or are they obtuse purposefully so dopes like me will talk about them?
http://twitpic.com/726fc - Firetruck! Firetruck! The ‘lectricity done blowed up!
Too many Swedish fish and jelly beans over the course of the day=crash while on Precor. I really should know better.
Two people with notepads are sitting at a table in a break room, discussing their dreams from last night. Where do I work again?
inFamous is draining my life essence.
Damn Prius people again:
http://misterswarvey.tumblr.com/post/116228274
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