May 2009
20 posts
Sitting here bored while my wife shops, in case you were curious. You probably were, if I know you. Nosey bastid.
Only in the very short term is there such thing as shopping for the man.
Lots of guys sporting the George Lucas camoflage the chin double-ness with clever beard growth and trim.
I am declaring “Overkill” by Men At Work as my favorite song of all time. Don’t tell The Ramones.
Now, witness as I create an argument with my fat boyfriend out of thin air! Thankfully, something in this relationship is thin! Ta-DA!!
For my next trick, I will shpritz this shmuck behind me with ass-chocolate smelling AXE “body spray”! Ta-DA!!
Just witnessed a magic trick at Target. Got behind 1 person with 3 items in cashier line that poofed into 4 people with 67 items. Ta-DA!!
I think I know a lot of people who I don’t know I know.
To the blonde in the Explorer. YOU have the yield at that intersection. Also, that shocked O face you make when shocked, is really dopey.
http://twitpic.com/5uo9e - Here, we see the Idiot Van on line at the Dunkin’ Donuts. It contains 8 Idiots who all want drive thru snacks.
Were it not for Disney, Ashley Tisdale would only be know as a semi-moderately attractive person with a very mediocre voice.Good for karoke.
Well, I must have psyched myself out appropriately. Got a good sized tat on the inside of my left bicep. It wasn’t as bad as I expected.
Reds Tattoo in providence. There is a girl on the phone with her mother. 100$ to her name. No money for rent. Getting a tat and a pierce.
How is a Subway OUT of banana peppers? If you see you are running low, go get some. They’re not rare. They’re not hard to find. At all.
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Hmm… It’s not my sister’s birthday no more. She is now old +days. Woot.
Here is an as-true-as-I-can-remember account of...
Be extra nice to my sister today. This morning, due to stirring her coffee with too much birthday fervor, she broke her hip.
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Happy Birthday!
I will use this space, my very first posting on TUMBLR, to wish my sister a very happy burt-day!
HAPPY BURT-DAY!