October 2011
18 posts
RT @PennywiseDClown: Let’s get these divorce proceedings rolling… http://t.co/qbyG3cPU
Would just love to start playing Batman AC, but the continued need to download code and input codes is really slowing me down.
Upcoming BABAR movie from Twilight producers http://t.co/aHMhUR1G
A good sign for The Big Year http://t.co/vZ7XE0Q2
RT @PennywiseDClown: Whitney… I’m tapping out. You win. http://t.co/Dt47ttsU
A very bad moment from a not-so-good video for a song I really like. http://t.co/9D2AicWi
I like the biodegradable envirofriendly utensiles from my works cafe. I just wish the didn’t shatter like they have osteoporosis
DieHard 5. Oh damn it. http://t.co/bDfaB2we
Avatar avatar. http://t.co/htn9HSnV
RT @VegasWalkinDude: The Walking Dead hires Better Off Dead kid to make you pay: “I WANT MY $2!” http://t.co/EjTG6PPC THANKS RANDY!
In case you were confused. http://t.co/QNZReZ7K
RT @PennywiseDClown: I Watched a Movie: Michael Winslow: Live http://t.co/4FZTv6p4
Tech support person not from US. My name is not Sarah. Really. I’m not lying. I might sound like a Sarah, sure. But I’m not one.
I’m going to purchase a mini usb cable to force the rest of my mini usb cables to suddenly re-reveal themselves.
RT @OpieRadio: Did my company really hire these broads?- the real url has tss in it. Maybe it’s all a Chip joke.
To the me who threw a bunch of black shirts in the dryer at the same time as a fleece blanket: You have a severe flagellation coming, sir.
This is a hack concept,but why, when going to the gym to exercise, do you invest so much time finding the closest parking space to the door?
Photo: http://t.co/VThzQ6E2
September 2011
4 posts
New subparcoffee post for y’all. http://t.co/pF5g3xJP
Ned the Head Ryerson! Ryan is talking to Ned the Head! BING!
http://j.mp/mRGe9A Damn George Lucas changing things again. Stop it you creep.
This just in… Mathematical proof that lower IQ = higher likelihood of Tweeting about meaningless crap. http://j.mp/poo1LG
August 2011
18 posts
Welcome back The Future! Look at all the pretty lights on my things! Wee! Time for bed with unnatural white noise and temp!
I never should have returned that crossbow. What was I thinking?
Nick stop saying “make that noise”. I wish you would make the noise someone makes when they fall down the stairs. #agt
http://j.mp/oLTyIr The Least Interesting Tattoo in the World.
I would like to formally apologize to my cuticles. You and I were getting along so well. Now look at us.
RT @markhoppus: Disco Pants and Haircuts. They have everything in this mall.
#agt No one one this show should want professional Broadway singer-y types like these to be on the same stage as them.
http://j.mp/qXVXwZ GATORADE!! Subparcoffee review. It makes sense. I promise. Mostly.
http://j.mp/oHn3KW Tattoo time in Georgia!
#AGT I am so happy Beck made it through to the semi-finals.
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Here is more time marching on news I didn’t need to see. http://j.mp/rlsasi
http://j.mp/pMdq8e Travelogue of my trip to Georgia 6 I don’t think I said “fried Twinkie” enough times in this. fried Twinkie fried Twinkie
Travelogue of my trip to Georgia 4 http://j.mp/oxR28c
Diane Keaton says she is more comfortable in her skin now than she has ever been. I think it’s because she has a lot more room in there now.
Guys smell comes from a parallel universe that has different laws of nature. Nothing smells like this guy. It’s not even BO! It is unknown.
Lesson learned: Do not drive to Georgia and back with 4 people in a Mini Cooper. Place this under the “Well, dur.” category of lessons.
July 2011
21 posts
#AGT come on Stevie. Hit some of them higher notes. Just a little?
#AGT Uh, pierce? Stay blown?
My review of Captain America: Damn that Tommy Lee Jones is a good friggin actor. Too bad about the ear thing. They’re getting outta control.
Oh, Irwin.
Asked my wife what she thought a personal trainer would cost. She said It depends. On what? I queried. On how much they charge an hour. Ohh.
I think a cowboy is gonna kick a limey arse. #agt
It is a cellular peptide cake… with mint frosting.
I read an article stating that reading on an e-reader lowers reading comprehention but I read it on an e-reader so I didn’t understand it.
Watching all ST:TNG episodes where they mess with reality/time. There were a lot of them. Thanks #netflix
Z. Cavaricci making a big comeback! →